Mirage in the sky

 

 
 

U.F.O.s!    Conspiracies!    Giant penises in the sky!

 

These are a few of my favourite things. Ahem...where was I?

Oh, that's right. I can't remember the last film I watched in the cinema; it's certainly not in the three and a half years I've lived in New Zealand. Nor can I remember the last DVD I watched that wasn't a childrens' movie.