The universe wants to play with you (5)

not always obvious where the sky ends and the sea begins, is it?

if you sailed at it in a boat, you’d find out soon enough;.

I can see the sea but the sea can’t see me.

The universe wants to play with you (4)

“what’s this bullshit? Stevens come here. who took this shit down? Fucking dwarves-this is fucking bullshit. What the fuck is this, man?

‘There’s more sir; there’s four I think’.

Four report sheets lay in the tray and stared up.

Senior Sergeant Pat Marker’s face contorted into a rage so hideous, the fly on the wall dropped down dead. The veins on his bald head bulged out red and his moustache began to twitch; his eyes grew larger, his breath laboured and his whole body shook, slowly then faster until his whole head exploded showering blood, snot, brains and a sizeable chunk of ear wax all over constable Stevens who, luckily, was already wearing his emergency overalls. His false teeth hit the window and bounced onto the floor, before scuttering out of the door in search of a new home.